Programmer jokes

Worldspace != screenspace
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wtf r u talking about? lol

he means: in screen space Z is depth, by definition, while in world space you can make up your own rules. which implies that whether ‘Z is up’ or ‘Y is up’, does not affect whether we name the depth-buffer the Z-buffer.

Oh I see thanks. I always thought that the 3D coordinate system determined the name of these things.

Just thought of this one :stuck_out_tongue:

“Bro, what should I do??”

  • “Idk man, whatever
    int boat = 1;
    float res = (float) boat;”

Booooooooo, get out! :stuck_out_tongue:

Why is he hovering over the trackpad mouse button?

@Roquen That basically sums up my student life :smiley:

Hah! I just left my Algorithms course a few minutes ago… that’s absolutely perfect.

And also, why is he about to right-click?

A guy walks up to a programmer with a jar in his hand

“I can’t open this jar!”

The programmer responds, “Try installing Java”

I’m just spewing horrible jokes now…

A programmer gets a sandwich and his friend asks for a bite.
The programmer responds with “Signed or unsigned?”


A man renowned to be very wise is asked to hold two objects.
–He must yell if one of the objects they place in his hand are hot.
Another man places a burning hot ball of metal on his left hand.
–The man doesn’t say anything.
The other man continues and puts a cold object in his right hand.
–It is at that point that the man yells.
His friend asks him why he didn’t yell when the hot object was placed in his hand at the beginning.
–The man responds by saying “I am only a bitwise.”
Very punny.

This is your game.

This is your game networked with TCP:

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http://thiswas.notinventedhe.re/on/2015-10-15

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It seems so :frowning:

We’ve gone full circle!

I think this thread might be recursive…