Not exactly programming, but still pretty descriptive of my mindset when I approach a new problem:
A physicist, a mathematician, and an engineer were asked to establish the volume of a metal sphere. The physicist immersed it in a beaker full of water and measured the volume of the displaced fluid. The mathematician measured the diameter and calculated the volume as a triple integral. The engineer went to the vendor's website and found the spec sheet.
Tip for posterity: whitespace counts as non-quote.
I don’t know if this works in your language.
In my language, “make a program” has the same meaning of “what prostitutes do”.
So, we usually call each other like “program guys”.
Here a picture of us searching a java/c++ job.
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Thaaaaat is hilarious. What language?
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hue hue hue brbr (brazilian portuguese, I assume)
A user interface is like a joke. If you have to explain it, it’s not that good.
Now THAT’S a one I haven’t seen in a while 
This one made me laugh
A friend of mine sent this to me on WhatsApp today:
A bit late to the party I know, but this one always cracks me up:
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/88069272/if-programming-languages-were-essays.jpg
Came across this one today. Made my day ;D
That comic just made me sweat a little…
“Hey man! What’s up?”
- “new Vec3(0, 1, 0)”
Not directly a programmer joke but still quite golden.
Heathen. positive Z is up.
From twitter: A game developer walks into a bar…and doesn’t collide with it.
Lol I prefer not using a Y buffer