Programmer jokes

Well the longer it gets, the more work is needed to prevent duplication.

I found a good thread with jokes:
/topics/programmer-jokes/32483

-ClaasJG

Multi-threading

Q: If you have 34 programming bugs and can fix 2 bugs per hour for 10 hours, how many bugs remain?
A: [spoiler]42[/spoiler]

Happy new year everyone! My new years resolution is 4K!

<Sonium> someone speak python here?
<lucky> HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
<lucky> SSSSS
<Sonium> the programming language

Source: http://bash.org/?400459

SkyAphid’s my name and necropostings my game!

[quote]A computer science student was writing a note to his crush before the lecture. The student next to him grabbed the note. The first student tried to grab it back. “You can’t see that, it’s private!” The second student protested, “But we’re in the same class!”
[/quote]

You stole that off today’s Reddit frontpage :slight_smile:

WTDD: Wishful thinking driven development

QFT

Almost every company i have ever worked for use this method. Including the one i just set up myself.

At a previous job we used “PDD: Pain Driven Development” - prioritize tasks by level of pain caused.

Well it’s a corollary of: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hofstadter’s_law

Why did the C-programmer never show up at university?

Because he had no classes.

Why did the developer stumble to an ATM?

  • He ran out of cache.

:emo:

100 unfixed bugs on the wall 100 unfixed bugs!
Take one down, Patch it around…
101 unfixed bugs on the wall.

Why do pre-2000s computer nerds love IKEA?

because everything there needs assembly.

Wanna hear a real joke? This thread going away.

A programming language called: C+=.

-ClaasJG

Oh dear god kill that with fire!

Oh my: