The teacher says “I read the whole thing, and you’re not even wrong.”
The teacher says “Tell me about your process.”
Programmers don’t take a byte… they just nibble a bit.
The teacher says, “I’m here to teach you to program.”
Learning to program in school is a joke.
I’m scared. It will probably print “I wuv u”, but…
* Riven is not turning that into an exe.
[sup]EDIT: In other news, I scared The Overlord! Do I get a prize? What, /dev/null? Nooooo…[/sup]
hello blowjobs
yo give me some medals
Why do programmers always fail math tests?
They count by zer0
That 0 at the end seems a little redundant 
[quote]Why do programmers always fail math tests?
They count by zer0
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That reminds me of the wedding card I got from my father (RIP, was an IBM programmer):
Happy 0th Anniversary!
That reminds me of the wedding card I got from my father (RIP, was an IBM programmer):
Happy 0th Anniversary!
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Mine would involve NaN. :\
That 0 at the end seems a little redundant
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I did it just because it was the number zero. heh
Stop staring! :cranky:
public static void main(String[] args) {
for(int i=5; i>=0; i--) {
System.out.print(Math.sqrt(args.length-i));
}
}
“Every program has at least one bug and can be shortened by at least one instruction – from which, by induction, one can deduce that every program can be reduced to one instruction which doesn’t work.” - Anonymous
“… Batmaaan!”
Hmmmm… why not?
console.log( typeof NaN === 'number' ); // true
LMFAO this one got me XD