Guy 1: “Here’s a joke about tcp.”
“Here’s a joke about tcp.”
“Here’s a joke about tcp.”
“Here’s a joke about tcp.”
“Here’s a joke about tcp.”
“Here’s a joke about tcp.”
“Here’s a joke about tcp.”
“Here’s a joke about tcp.”
“Here’s a joke about tcp.”
Guy 2: “ACK”
Guy 1:
“He e s about joke upd is”
Guy 2: “Eeehh…”
Guy 1:
“Here’ sa joke about UDP!”
Guy 2:
“…”
Guy 1:
“Here’s a jok about UDP!”
Guy 2:
“…”
Guy 1:
“Her’s a joke about UDP!”
Guy 2:
“…”
Guy 1:
“Here’s a joke about UDP!”
Guy 2:
“Oh, you’re talking to me?”
And we’ve gone full circle.
You just got the packets we sent responding to the OP.
Guy 2:
“Oh, you’r e takling to me?”
Guy 1:
“…”
Guy 2:
“Oh, you’re talking to me?”
Guy 1:
“Oh, yea h I wa s.”
Guy 2:
“…”
Q: Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
A: Because they can’t C#
Why did the chicken cross the road… 01110100011011110010000001100111011001010111010000100000011101000110111100100000011101000110100001100101001000000110111101110100011010000110010101110010001000000111001101101001011001000110010100101110
“Hi, I’d like to hear a TCP joke.”
“Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?”
“Yes, I’d like to hear a TCP joke.”
“OK, I’ll tell you a TCP joke.”
“Ok, I will hear a TCP joke.”
“Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?”
“Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke.”
“Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline.”
“Ok, I am ready to get your TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline.”
“I’m sorry, your connection has timed out. Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?”
Please re-hash that joke again… not salty enough yet.
SYN-ACK
His code gives you a IndexOutOfBounds Exception.
int[] brain;
for (int i=0; i<=numBrainCells; i++)
{
turnOn(brain[i]);
}
Aren’t I smart?
But enough of porting xkcd over here 
Just wanted to share with you. They’re very funny for me.
Not necessarily. You don’t see where numBrainCells is set.
Well the integer array, brain, was never initialized. So there’s an NPE right there.
