I was inspired by this thread to look for (funny) jokes about programers and found almost none! Are we so dour?
I hereby offer a special prize for the best completion of the thread title…
PS no marks for l33t jokes!
Hey, Great idea! I’ll have a go;
A programmer walks into a bar and says to the barman; ‘Hey! give me a double’ and the barman says; ‘A float would be quicker!’
[EDIT]
That’s just rubbish! score=-1000 marks. Hmmm… How about;
A programmer walks into a bar and says to the barman; ‘Give me a slammer on the rocks with a dash, a slice and a blood top’ and the barman says; ‘yeah, yeah. It’s always the same routine with you…’
If your mom was a collection class, her insert method would be public.
I just read lame programmer jokes for the past hour, your right, this is the best I could find:
this is one i got from a t-shirt
there are 10 types of people.
people the understand binary
and people that dont.
couldnt think of how to convert it into a bar joke. :-\
This is quite funny, I reckon:
http://www.monzy.com/intro/drama_lyrics.html
There’s some other similar things about, but I think this is the peak of the genre.
[edit] for context, that was written in response to some slightly weaker stuff done under the name ‘MC++’ (http://www.mcplusplus.com/)
…and a favourite quote from Monzy:
[quote]Your mum circulates like a public key
Servicing more requests than HTTP
She keeps all her ports open like Windows ME
Yeah there’s so much drama in the phd
A programmer walks into a bar and says 1001111011101010110001101101000100001
An underage programmer public static void main's a bar. The barman objects, but makes an exception.
:persecutioncomplex:
Not really a bar joke, but…
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, it’s a hardware problem.
[quote]“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
very long pause….
“Java.”
[/quote]
A programmer walks into a bar, but leaves right away once he notices the dancers have an incompatible swing.
It’s not really a joke, but I find it funny:
throw (NullPointerException)null;
I can’t decide if it’s horrible or elegant.
A programmer walks into a totally silent bar. Oh, the tranquility of JavaSound…
A JavaFX programmer walks into a bar, and signs 3 certificates.
A programmer walks into a bar and says: ‘do you really need instructions?’
A programmer walks into a foreign bar and looks around for an interpreter.
if (programmer.walksIntoBar())
System.out.println("Ouch!");
I like this one:
[“hip”,“hip”]
(hip hip array…)
This is for the Eclipse folks here:
A programmer walks into a bar and controls space.
oops bar jokes thread 
An opensource programmer walks into a bar, and asks the barman: is your tap water free as in free speech or free beer?