You know your a java geek when:
Somebody asks you what you favourite colour is and you answer “java colour”.
When your variable names in C++ all slate C++ and big up Java. SDL_Color* i_hate_cpp_love_java = NULL;
When you try to relate objects in real life and come up with a common denominator “So theres an abstract brick class? Does roof tile extend that or is that another object?”
P.S. Ive done all of the above…shamefully
DP ;D
when you post a “you know you’re a java geek when …” thread
When you reply to a “You know you’re a java geek when…” thread.
Damn.
Cas 
Not java-geek related at all, but the funniest “you know you’ve…” comment I ever saw was this one: You know you’ve been playing too much Quake when every time you see a telephone socket you die.
Pretty old-skool now, I guess, but still tickles me whenever I think of it.
It took a few seconds, but…hahahahaha!
Definitely guilty of that one.
I didn’t get that one. ??? Apparently I haven’t played too much Quake, although I’ve played each of them some.
When the only ASM you know is Java byte code.
… when you write a network lib for games in java while you have a busy fulltime c++ game programming job and a pregnant women to take care of. :
