I wanna give a programmer my code and $10-$50 and say “make the zombies stop bouncing” and just have that be the end of it, and go back to coding my game myself. Where can I go to make my dream a reality?
Programmers, especially professional ones, usually work for a tad bit more than that. And by tad bit, I mean in the hundreds. 
Since I’m 17 but with a lot of experience, I’d do it for $50 an hour. ;D
I’m tempted! I’ll even get into a bidding war with r4king (within limits).
But if I made changes to your code, you would be further away from it and the possibility of creating new and more insidious errors increases considerably.
On the up side, your debugging problem is very likely an opportunity to learn something quite important. The nice thing about errors is that when you find and fix them (1) you learn something that will stick, (2) what you learn is guaranteed relevant–even more so than a “textbook” question or homework assignment.
I thought you worked for cookies … I mean, medals! 
I was even paid by $100 for making a web-app which almost touch enterprise area. I must be the kindest human in earth.
Is this really apply to only “one” task of debug?
Since I’m 13 with (almost) 2 years of experience, I’ll do it for $5 ;D
Jesus, we’re going to have to set up a creche in here soon! 
Don’t worry, I’m a professional amateur. ;D
I mean - to fix a problem in another one’s game, you have to really understand the structure and everything
its a lot of work
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for (int i = 0; i < zombies.length; i++) {
zombies[i].kill();
}
That will be £50 please.
Don’t worry, I’m 12 with >1 year of experience programming. You’re not the tiniest kid here.
Isn’t it nice to see the next generation jump on programming? I’m ~, more competition for me in the future.
Absolutely! Don’t take my comment the wrong way.
That’s funny, I’m a professional bodge artist.
You can’t beat the professional hodge-podger.