saw this post on Dzone and thought it was worth sharing
http://java.dzone.com/articles/behold-battle-java-earth
Haha, this is very amusing. It does match up pretty well with Lord of the Rings.
Very funny! How evil Steve (Apple) fits in this story? Is he on the Larry’s side, or not? 
Maybe Steve wants another kind of precious ring!
Stevarumin The Many-Colored in iSengard.
LOL. It fits almost too well.
hahaha, brilliantly done!!
haha, nice
Could also have Steve Jolum. “tis my apple, my precious apple”