To get to the second hand shop.
Please share your horrific jokes here.
Where was the man with no mind going?
To the groceries shop, to get some peas-of mind.
What is the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same.
Cas 
How do you kill a teenage mutant ninja turtle?
Kick it to death.
Kev
What did the deaf blind and limbless child get for christmas?
Nobody knows
What do readers get from this thread?
Nothing valuable.
What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?
I don’t have a ferrari in my garage.
How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
More than nine because my basement is still dark.
And my all time favourite:
What’s more fun than throwing babies off a cliff?
Catching them at the bottom with a pitchfork.
In my defence, OP requested horrific jokes.
Life is like a game of chess - nobody wants to be black.
That sir is genius