Did you hear the one about the computer programmer...

who recently became a first time father?

When asked if it was a boy or a girl, he replied yes.

Congrats!

congrats for telling a good joke?

You’re missing a subtle clue

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who recently became a first time father?

When asked if it was a boy or a girl, he replied yes.
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Edit. And so am i.

Oh the fun i had.

It was such a bad joke, that I assumed you just had become a father…

Must be the time for it :slight_smile:

I also have a spawn on the way (Due Feb)

maybe do a line of code under the joke

if (boy | girl);

response should have been true, not yes :stuck_out_tongue:
yeah im being overly critical on what was a decent joke.

I knew a programmer who defended himself in court. When the judge called a break he gave up on his case.

He went to the hospital with broken arm.
The doctor said “I need to put that in a cast”
The programmer said “you’re a doctor man surely you know an arm when you see one!”