April fools jokes...

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Intel's Itanium rockets to 64-bit shipment lead

My favourite bits:

“We used to think Itanic[ium] was just a science project,” Palmisano [IBM] said. “But now we see it as something much bigger than that. I mean it. It’s really big - and hot. That excites us.”
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“Microsoft still sucks,” McNealy said, as he left the event.