[quote]What Religion Are You?
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Haruhiism infused with Oyashiro-sama. More generally known as Animeism. My daily praying involves clawing at my own neck while fighting gigantic monsters together with an alien, a time-traveller, an esper and a girl who doesn´t know she´s God. After converting I moved to a small village far north-east of Tokyo for convenience, but people are weird here. Everyone seem to completely avoid talking about some guy who disappeared a few years ago, and they also act really weird at times, so I started carrying around a bat for self defence. I´m also stuck in a time loop and attend a school in which I am the sole male member of the student council, which I am trying to turn into my personal harem. Fighting off frequent terrorist attacks by orange haired girls and the earlier mentioned gigantic monsters, every day is an adventure.
In my spare time I like to play Japanese dating sims. Online I am known as the Capturing God due to my unmatched skill playing these games, which have even been acknowledged by Hell, from which I met a demon who requested my help. I am also a decent inventor. My latest inventions include a mobile phone diary that shows the future and a device which turn feelings into raw energy.
This town is pretty small so rumors travel fast. I met a guy who was dating this really cute girl in my school, but then I heard that he was actually two-timing her! Rumors sure travel fast here! Last time I heard of him he was going on a boat trip with his girlfriend, but that was some time ago…
People in my class are really strange. There´s this guy who always just sits there looking depressed while listening to his cassette player and then a guy who always brings guns and stuff to school every day. We also have this girl who´s handing out wooden stars to everyone, but she really doesn´t seem to attend school that much. There´s also this… uh… person who´s always wrapped up in a futon. To be honest I don´t even know if there´s actually a person inside it.
Oh, did I mention that my laptop broke? Ah, no, it´s not like I´m bored to death or anything.
if(bored){
watchAnime();
}else if(laptop.getStatus() != Status.BROKEN){
program();
}