As some of you may remember, September 6th 1993, the Vault has been teleported in. Since then the vault has survived mostly freaks of nature. Its reign was ultimately ended by the third asian guy that touched it. After it was recovered from the wasteland barely six years later, it was voted to be on display in a local museum. I stole it. The rest is history. Every saturday I visit the garden, poke the vault with a stick. No results as of yet.
For those of you with the mental capability of solving this riddle, this is engraved on the top:
I mean, seriously, three dots? I’m really frustrated.