Website was just down for a few minutes ::)

Jesus Christ, indeed.

“OMG THE SITE WAS DOWN FOR A FEW MINUTES!!!1”
<within 2 hours>
“X overloaded Y which caused Z. I’ve updated the code to better handle this.”

If all programmers were like Riven, Java would be faster than C. >_>

I keep myself motivated by holding my breath until the homepage is back up. :clue:

http://www.nypost.com/rw/nypost/2010/07/26/news/photos_stories/26.1n009.ripoff1.c--300x300.jpg

Oo, that you mate?

No, but those are my gloves.

Lol. ;D

Yes this forum has been a spam free harmonious utopia over the last year or so

Quoted for truth. It’s so tidy and nice you don’t even notice that this forum is on the same Internet as Facebook, 4chan, e.t.c.

Riven, will you marry me ?

Wait…JGO is on the same internet as Facebook and 4Chan?!? WTF?!?

I hope you guys are enjoying this walled garden. It’s too late to fight back. Smell the flowers.

Figured I’d just stretch out for a bit in this field of POPPIES!POPPIES!poppies!poppies! :o :o :o

Just be sure to hide the apple tree. Also, make a flower with the smell of anime please, Riven-sama!

As some of you may remember, September 6th 1993, the Vault has been teleported in. Since then the vault has survived mostly freaks of nature. Its reign was ultimately ended by the third asian guy that touched it. After it was recovered from the wasteland barely six years later, it was voted to be on display in a local museum. I stole it. The rest is history. Every saturday I visit the garden, poke the vault with a stick. No results as of yet.

For those of you with the mental capability of solving this riddle, this is engraved on the top:

I mean, seriously, three dots? I’m really frustrated.

I have no idea what you’re talking about, Riven…

I’m scared…

Ehhh… It seems like this this walled garden utopia might have some magic mushrooms in it… ;D

Looks like no one has the mental capability, any hints for the lesser intellects.

The dots are not connected.

ROFLMAO ;D