That was the first on the page.
Anyway, hacked-off with Fujaba 4.1 for a larger project (some idiot removed the “zoom” feature that was in version 1! and now it’s useless for large UML projects >:( ) I went back to see if Paradigm actually works now.
Part 1:
First of all, their website is still a car-crash: designed by someone who likes to give surfers stress-headaches, who comes from the “the more information you can put on the same page, all in different places, with lots of unformatted text, all referring to unrelated things … the better!” school of thought. (Paradigm - please fire your webmaster; do it NOW!).
They’ve also got this irritating “send us your email address so we can spam you hahahahaha” thing I remember from last time - although I thought it was optional last time I tried it. Doesn’t seem to be optional any more…
In an attempt to show the world just what a moron he is, their webmaster has also made the website reload the page every time you click anywhere. That might sound like normal, but I mean that if you ctrl-click to open a link in a new window then the ORIGINAL page also reloads. Arrgh. Dumb-ass web-morons thinking the sun shines out of their arses and that they have some god-given right to override the decisions that the surfer makes when using their web-browser .
On to the program. Well, not quite. First we need to use their documentation, because they now offer:
- windows-only
- linux-only
- OS-X-only
- java
- “no-install” ??? (?)
versions. WTF is the no-install version? Well, don’t ask me. I clicked on the “what’s this?” link and it popped up two paragrpahs of BS that said nothing. The third para was a “click here to learn more” and redirected to a new page showing you how to click on a download link to download the no-install version (wow, man!), and had a link to tell you what it was all about. That link…redirects to section A of an alphabetic glossary. Great; paradigm: score for documentation? 0 out of 10.
So I picked the Java version. For reference, this is version 3.2, build 5th July 2004. Part 2 I’ll post when it’s downloaded. All 61.1Mb of it (ugh; makes me think of Rational Rose all over again…)