If you printed out the source code to Windows on a case of that stuff I’m sure just the Microsoft haters alone would buy enough rolls to keep you in business.
Hell I know I’d buy a case 
Ditto.
[quote] If you printed out the source code to Windows on a case of that stuff I’m sure just the Microsoft haters alone would buy enough rolls to keep you in business.
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Well, that shouldn’t be too hard:
Win95:
if(random()*10 == 5) crash();
Win98:
#IFDEF INTERNET_EXPLODER
if(random()*10 == 5) crash();
#ENDIF
WinNT 3.51:
//Commented out to make customers believe NT will work.
//if(random*10 == 5) crash();
WinNT 4.0:
#IFDEF NEW_PRETTY_GUI
if(user_doing_something_important()) kernel_panic_in_pretty_GUI();
#ENDIF
WinME:
if(desktop_pretty()) crash();
Win2000:
if(customer_looking()) stablize_system();
else kernel_panic();
WinXP:
if(something_important()) dont_boot_pirated();